shitilovesquilliam's definitions

Squilliam

My boyfriend's penis. First name Squilliam, last name Scrotum. Resembles Squilliam Fancyson's nose from Spongebob, in length and in girth. I would call him Squidward, but Squilliam is obviously better.

"I can't wait to get home and play with Squilliam. Gonna have so much fun! "

"Oh, who's Squilliam!? Did you get a new pet?"

"No. Squilliam is my boyfriend's dick."

by shitilovesquilliam July 14, 2017