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I see you sitting there reading this message with your cock in your hand. It's
starting to get hard and a little drop of pre-cum is glistning off the tip. I
can smell your hot man-crotch smell and it makes me wet! The pearly drop of
pre-cum has now started to ooze down the tip of your cock and you've touched it
with your hand as you jack off. I suddenly appear out of thin air between you
and your computer. You are a little shocked but pleased as you take in all of
my beauty. I whisper "relax, let me give you pleasure" into your ear and gently
nibble your neck. Your hand reaches up to my exposed pussy that's wet and hot.
Your finger touches my clit and I gasp in a shudder of extasy.. I'm so wet my
juice is dripping onto your hand as you gently move 2 fingers inside my cunt.
My hand reaches down and touches the next drop of pre-cum that is emerging from
your throbbing dick. MMMMMM I moan as I move away slowly.. I look at you with
your rock hard cock, sitting in your chair.
i read erotic stories all the fucking time
erotic stories by dr.tran February 24, 2008
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026