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Ern is an alter ego. when someone acts differently and identifys differently then usual they are a Ern. They are quiet and observant but very smart. They are always one step ahead of everyone but they dont let anyone know till its too late
"dude he was so sketchy today he knows something i dont"

"what a ern"
Ern by datscayute May 19, 2018
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“I like crayons”, ERN, stop being high on wack
ERN by Wackalo May 28, 2018
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Ernesto • Ernest • ernie • Ernst & Young • Ernesta • ernis • Ernst • erns • ernt • Ernessa
-it’s just ern, there’s no other way to put it
-could be a nick name used for others
“ERN” “ern whats up?!”
ern by lol-lol...lol October 21, 2018
Kdm ah ern
Ern by Ern Jmr May 17, 2021
Your just like Ern.

Imagin being Ern
Ern by him not him maybe but him December 5, 2024

ern dizzle

a phrase that means best friend, my dog, homie, or any positive remembrance of an influential person in one's life.
Yo, you my ern dizzle fo' shizzle my nizzle!! Pizn Pizn!!
ern dizzle by Shaqueezle G. October 7, 2005

Ern Dizzle

The nickname used to describe masses of the dickless community. Along with having no valid excuse to wear a condom Ern Dizzles also tend to be deranged drama queens and are ultimately overdramatic. Considering their overexaggerated personas which overpower their minds Ern Dizzles do not have very many friends (let alone a sexual partner). They are often incredibly indecisive, narcissistic, egotistical and at times described as being bipolar, one moment they are keeping it low-key and acting up the next. Rumor has it, Ern Dizzles actually go through a monthly menstrual cycle which tends lasts 10 times longer than the average female, considering a penis does not exist in their world they are often enraged about it and take their anger out on others.
DUDE 1: BRO! check him out that must be an Ern Dizzle.

DUDE 2: swagbrodude fo sho! there ain't no lumps in da dungarees.
Ern Dizzle by jaraparks January 8, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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