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erectoral vote 

Voting with your dick.
I don't care if she wants to impose a Nazi regime, she still has my erectoral vote.
erectoral vote by plukkert April 17, 2009

erectoral vote 

The pronunciation of "electoral vote" in the asian english dialect.
John: Ready to vote?
Hu Ma: Which vote? The erectoral vote?
John: Yep.
erectoral vote by Ban-Lord April 21, 2009

erectoral vote 

A vote cast into a system for a specific candidate based on their sexiness and ability to make others horny on sight.
Man, that chick on American Idol was hot!
She sure earned my erectoral vote!
erectoral vote by MincedFury April 19, 2009

Erectoral Vote 

Your Chinese US history teacher explaining the electoral college 'cuz we don't make 'em smart enough here
Dr Chang: The erectoral vote is how we erect pariticians to the presidency
Student 1: I wish Americans were smart enough to teach American History
Student 2: I remember when Asians were only good at math...
Erectoral Vote by smejb May 5, 2009

erectoral vote 

1. A vote on something that means dick.

2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.
"I just voted to raise taxes to stimulate the economy, yet they're spending money to bail out those big business shitheads. Well, that sure was an erectoral vote."
Word of the Day on April 17, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026