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When a mans penis shoots a load of semen onto someone elses face unexpectedly or earlier than anticipated.

Oh wow, i wasnt expecting my face to be covered in Panda's erectile vomit!

erectile vomit by missSMP/PFK October 23, 2017

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Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.

“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”

Erectile Vomit by LeSleth November 20, 2019

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Ejaculation

Don't erectile vomit in my hair.

Erectile vomit by Lamp man 9 May 15, 2021

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ejectile vomit

(v): when you gag and spit rather than swallow.

He came so hard and fast, she was forced to ejectile vomit.

ejectile vomit by word<3r October 26, 2011

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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