Epic Pwn 

The pwn above all pwns. The pwn that surpasses infinity and become so aweome it is considered one of the "Gratest thingz evAr"

Anime geek: Dragon Ball Z a King of all that is PWN. IT HAS EVERYTHING A GREAT ANIME NEEDS!!! IT HAS ALIENS, FIGHTS IN SPACE, MARTIAL ARTS FIGHTING, DINOSAURS, ANDROIDS, AND GIANT MONKEYS!!! GIANT FUCKING MONKEYS!!!! WTF ELSE DO YOU NEED?!! MONKEYS ARE ALREADY PWNSOME!!! ADD GIANTNESS AND ALL MENTIONED ABOVE AND YOU HAVE EPIC PWN!!!

Epic Pwn by Dante Anu reapel July 20, 2009

epic pwn 

when someone's asshole gets royally ravaged in extreme hilarity.

bitch, u just got epic pwned in the asshole

epic pwn by queefster69 September 30, 2008

Epic Awesome Pwnage Success 

Super awesome, epic ass kicking / owning, success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Epic Girl experienced the best kind of success, EPIC AWESOME PWNAGE SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!

Epic Awesome Pwnage Success by McRavin June 10, 2008

Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage 

Also known as "the grade eight word", is the epic combination of five non-dictionary words, plus the optional prefix of "Epic" that are used quite frequently by people in today's society, more often teenagers. It's nickname ("The Grade Eight Word") originates from the location it was coined, a grade eight classroom. When someone thoroughly and utterly triumphs over the competition, this can be referred to as Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

We totally owned the other team! this has been a severe case of Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage by orly?yarly! May 2, 2010

Epicpwnsauce 

one who ends up being anal fisted without lube because he or she sucks major dick at life

Pillsbury: Dude you just got epicpwnsauced

Scott: Ya dude its because I had a major epic failfest

Epicpwnsauce by Scottmalkinson1 April 3, 2009