EOTF 

EOTF is an acronym for eat off the floor.

Stfu and eotf bitch!

EOTF by Kempo January 28, 2008

eotf 

Pronounced: Ee - Oh - Tf

Use in place of or for: Really?, Word?, No way, etc. (Interrogative)

Origin: Jittery hands + retarded typist - logic = eotf.

Cole: Dude, I just tripped, fell, and busted my urethra!

Justin: eotf?

eotf by Jasta May 9, 2005

EOTFOFYL 

In the jargon of Magic: The Gathering, EOTFOFYL is an acronym for "End of turn Fact or Fiction, You lose". Fact or Fiction is an extremely powerful card in the game, when played properly it can win games almost instantly.

Jon Finkel: Okay, I play Chimney Imp and end the turn.
Mike Long: WAIT GODDAMIT
Mike Long: EOTFOFYL
Jon Finkel: O SNAP
*brain explodes*

EOTFOFYL by lmaonaise May 21, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008