EOTF

EOTF is an acronym for eat off the floor.

Stfu and eotf bitch!

by Kempo January 28, 2008

eotf

Pronounced: Ee - Oh - Tf

Use in place of or for: Really?, Word?, No way, etc. (Interrogative)

Origin: Jittery hands + retarded typist - logic = eotf.

Cole: Dude, I just tripped, fell, and busted my urethra!

Justin: eotf?

by Jasta May 9, 2005

EOTFOFYL

In the jargon of Magic: The Gathering, EOTFOFYL is an acronym for "End of turn Fact or Fiction, You lose". Fact or Fiction is an extremely powerful card in the game, when played properly it can win games almost instantly.

Jon Finkel: Okay, I play Chimney Imp and end the turn.
Mike Long: WAIT GODDAMIT
Mike Long: EOTFOFYL
Jon Finkel: O SNAP
*brain explodes*

by lmaonaise May 21, 2008