In the jargon of Magic: The Gathering, EOTFOFYL is an acronym for "End of turn Fact or Fiction, You lose". Fact or Fiction is an extremely powerful card in the game, when played properly it can win games almost instantly.
Jon Finkel: Okay, I play Chimney Imp and end the turn.
Mike Long: WAIT GODDAMIT Mike Long: EOTFOFYL
Jon Finkel: O SNAP
*brain explodes*
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.