enturbulate

Not a real word. Invented and used by Scientologists as if it was, normally providing humorous results.

"Hey man, stop trying to enturbulate us and our religion!"

by Lord Xenu November 13, 2007

enturbulate

To agitate or disturb; to upset, harass.

those scientologists may go alien-berserk on you if you enturbulate them.

by girlsdontpoo July 18, 2009

Enturbulate

Putting a scientologist into a state of panic/confusion. When you say anything that attempts to bring a scientologist (with a small 's') into some contact with reality you are 'enturbulating' them.

'I have become really enturbulated because you insulted my religion'

by St.Hill Escape Club November 25, 2011

Enturbulate

When El Ronaldo Hubbardo, Davey Miscarriage, DomeNOW! Masterson, or any other random Lientologist disturbs his own genitals or the genitals of unconscious or unwilling victims.

Mary Sue:

Ronnie! What are you doing?!
El Ron:
Woman! How many times have I told you to leave me unmolested while I’m enturbulating myself?!
Mary Sue: Yes, but do you have enturbulate in front of the thetans?!

by Lifelessfigurez May 03, 2025

Enturbulate

When El Ronaldo Hubbardo, Davey Miscarriage, DomeNOW! Masterson, or any other random Lientologist disturbs his own genitals or the genitals of unconscious or unwilling victims.

Mary Sue:

Ronnie! What are you doing?!
El Ron:
Woman! How many times have I told you to leave me unmolested while I’m enturbulating myself?!
Mary Sue: Yes, but do you have enturbulate in front of the thetans?!

by Lifelessfigurez May 03, 2025