enturbulate

Not a real word. Invented and used by Scientologists as if it was, normally providing humorous results.

"Hey man, stop trying to enturbulate us and our religion!"

enturbulate by Lord Xenu December 8, 2007

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enturbulate

To agitate or disturb; to upset, harass.

those scientologists may go alien-berserk on you if you enturbulate them.

enturbulate by girlsdontpoo July 18, 2009

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enturbulate • enurfulated • eturkulate

Enturbulate

Putting a scientologist into a state of panic/confusion. When you say anything that attempts to bring a scientologist (with a small 's') into some contact with reality you are 'enturbulating' them.

'I have become really enturbulated because you insulted my religion'

Enturbulate by St.Hill Escape Club November 25, 2011

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Enturbulate

When El Ronaldo Hubbardo, Davey Miscarriage, DomeNOW! Masterson, or any other random Lientologist disturbs his own genitals or the genitals of unconscious or unwilling victims.

Mary Sue:

Ronnie! What are you doing?!
El Ron:
Woman! How many times have I told you to leave me unmolested while I’m enturbulating myself?!
Mary Sue: Yes, but do you have enturbulate in front of the thetans?!

Enturbulate by Lifelessfigurez May 3, 2025

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Enturbulate

When El Ronaldo Hubbardo, Davey Miscarriage, DomeNOW! Masterson, or any other random Lientologist disturbs his own genitals or the genitals of unconscious or unwilling victims.

Enturbulate by Lifelessfigurez May 3, 2025

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eturkulate

Someone who ejaculates from their nose..... A turkish person who ejaculates........Someone who turks up a competition with ejaculating all over the place

My friend was so horny, that she eturkulated from just seeing a picture of RJ.

eturkulate by Rouis Mallyari Biyombo Turk October 14, 2012

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enurfulated

To be under the influence of psilocybin mushrooms, trippin'.

"Dude, I'm so enurfulated."

enurfulated by Boob D November 20, 2006

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