enturbulate
Not a real word. Invented and used by Scientologists as if it was, normally providing humorous results.
enturbulate by Lord Xenu December 8, 2007
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enturbulate
enturbulate by girlsdontpoo July 18, 2009
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Enturbulate
Putting a scientologist into a state of panic/confusion. When you say anything that attempts to bring a scientologist (with a small 's') into some contact with reality you are 'enturbulating' them.
Enturbulate by St.Hill Escape Club November 25, 2011
Enturbulate
When El Ronaldo Hubbardo, Davey Miscarriage, DomeNOW! Masterson, or any other random Lientologist disturbs his own genitals or the genitals of unconscious or unwilling victims.
Mary Sue:
Ronnie! What are you doing?!
El Ron:
Woman! How many times have I told you to leave me unmolested while I’m enturbulating myself?!
Mary Sue: Yes, but do you have enturbulate in front of the thetans?!
Ronnie! What are you doing?!
El Ron:
Woman! How many times have I told you to leave me unmolested while I’m enturbulating myself?!
Mary Sue: Yes, but do you have enturbulate in front of the thetans?!
Enturbulate by Lifelessfigurez May 3, 2025
Enturbulate
When El Ronaldo Hubbardo, Davey Miscarriage, DomeNOW! Masterson, or any other random Lientologist disturbs his own genitals or the genitals of unconscious or unwilling victims.
Mary Sue:
Ronnie! What are you doing?!
El Ron:
Woman! How many times have I told you to leave me unmolested while I’m enturbulating myself?!
Mary Sue: Yes, but do you have enturbulate in front of the thetans?!
Ronnie! What are you doing?!
El Ron:
Woman! How many times have I told you to leave me unmolested while I’m enturbulating myself?!
Mary Sue: Yes, but do you have enturbulate in front of the thetans?!
Enturbulate by Lifelessfigurez May 3, 2025
eturkulate
Someone who ejaculates from their nose..... A turkish person who ejaculates........Someone who turks up a competition with ejaculating all over the place
eturkulate by Rouis Mallyari Biyombo Turk October 14, 2012
enurfulated
enurfulated by Boob D November 20, 2006
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