emritz

very down to earth and knows every lifehack worth to know.

"Yeah, if you put some vinegar in that the stain will be gone"
-but..
"Just try it okay?"

5 mins later evrything you know is a lie
If he is only part emritz the chance is big he's just a besserwisser
When he gets angry it's often on bad grounds

Ask emritz, he would know

What you mean this is absurd you just yelled at the oven

by Bluesville December 24, 2016

emrita

the vaginal secretions from a woman

man, she had some emrita flowin.

by AdaMDfk July 11, 2006