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He is the God of War. Flawed yet top tiered. U can never win against him. He has gone through so many battles and manage to stand still. He's the exact definition of invincible. Nothing can faze him. He's intelligent, brave, perfectionist, optimistic, and very good looking. He's an all rounder. He's good in sports and very athletic. He's super shy in public but when its private and only the two of u, he's very a cool person to hang around with. He loves being alone so fucking much but if he wants to be around u, ur really SPECIAL!!!
"Emond is very picky. But he picked you"
Emond by painass November 22, 2021
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Emond is a choad. How about getting him out of my office and doing a little work. "EMOND OFF"
Emond by Rick W. December 8, 2003
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Emodynamics

A Xavierian school of philosophy that defines joy and good fortune as finite, outlining a zero-sum relationship between those that are happy and those that are not. Emodynamisists advocate hermitism and living in a state of emotive neutrality, martyrizing their own happiness in the belief doing so will directly benefit others. They are quick to label perceived excess and inequity as hegemonic, greedy, and egocentric.
1: Xavier: Renegade Angel really opened my eyes to the truths of emodynamics.

2: Learning about emodynamics was like my mind getting smashed in the balls
Emodynamics by TK0_buba October 23, 2017
Emonie is the definition of a gorgeous girl. She has many talents. She can dance, sing, etc.
She can be very bipolar. She can be mean and nice at the same time. She has long hair, she's kinda tall, and she's thick. Loyalty is everything to her. If you do her wrong to many times, she will get her payback without even trying. She is the real definition of petty. She will hurt your feelings without any hesitation. She doesn't need friends or a boyfriend. She can rock alone if she wants too.
Oh my god. Is that Emonie? Damnnnnn!!
Emonie by Okayokayokay664 March 8, 2018
1. what an emo kid becomes when he/she gets old

2. spam e-mail and other unwanted e-mails that build up in your inbox
Example 1:
"Look at that guy, he looks like an emo kid that grew up"
"yeah, he's emold"
Example 2:
"I have 1,489 unread e-mails in my inbox"
"yeah, I think its time for you to clear out that emold"
emold by Tarara June 22, 2008
An incredibly beautiful girl , funny , smart , and outgoing . She can either be your bestfriend , or your worst enemy .
" Emonie is one of a kind "
Emonie by Lanautica November 27, 2012
a great person with a sarcastic and sometimes obnoxious sense of humor. can be really chill or really dramatic depending on the moment. usually active in some form of art: performing, writing, etc. big on academics. usually an overachiever in school. can be a loner and just do stuff on their own. other times a huge social butterfly hitting every social event possible. loyal and treasures close friendships. usually busy, works alot, no time to rest. definition of an energizer bunny. does deal with drama or bullshit. comedic relief.
definitely had an Emony moment.

acting like an Emony i see.

name's Emony

Yoooooooooo just like Emony!
Emony by Pseudonym8547 November 20, 2012
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