emo jesus 

another term for Criss Angel the best magician in the world

i love watching emo jesus on A&E every wednesday night at 10.

emo jesus by squilliam November 30, 2006

emo jesus 

An Emo boy that,while still be a whiney self concious Emo kid,acts like he's the best Emo boy that ever existed,and lectures other Emo kids on things like veganism and enviromentalism,in turn gaining ALOT of attention and respect in the Emo community.

My ex. boyfriend : "blah,blah,blah,vegans can't do this,blah blah blah,gay rights,blah,blah,the right way to make a vegan taco is blah,blah,blah..."

Me: "ZOMFG Damien your such an emo jesus,wanna makeout?"

emo jesus by EMO Adrianna November 21, 2007

Emo Jesus 

Emo-Jesus has straight long black hair and a pouty face.
He thinks he is holy and better than everybody else.

Look! Theres Emo Jesus

Emo Jesus by Frankston Kern March 25, 2007

Emo Jesus 

A god among us he controls your sorrows and hell. He lives in California looks stoned all the time and plays zelda.

Emo Jesus interfered and our relationship is over, now I feel like becoming emo!

Emo Jesus by Nott Nott October 10, 2008