emfs

Short for 'End my fucking Suffering'
When you see something extraordinary cringeworthy you want to kill yourself or end your fucking suffering.

ems can also be used, meaning 'End my Suffering'.

-Wanna make a Vine Account?
*just emfs

by ThisMayOrMayNotBeMadeByRobbe June 05, 2016

emf

Emilia is really a fairy (or Emilia-tan, major fairy!)

-- last few sentences of Re:Zero season 1 episode 11

Subaru:
That is my EMF
It is short for, "Emilia is really a fairy"

by projeffboy August 14, 2020

EMF

An EMF is an Electromagnetic Frequency from the show "Thunderbirds are Go"

Person 1: "We took London down with an EMF"

Person 2: "Damn right we did"

by AutisticMoron July 09, 2023

EMF

One Hit Wonder who's song "Unbelieveable" was stuck in everyone's head all through the '90s. EMF stands for "Epsom Mad Funkers" according to the band, but outraged elderly women swear it stands for "-Something- Mother Fuckers."

Person 1: "Yo, I totally have EMF stuck in my head! 'You're Unbelieveable...oohh!!'" *begins to drill through skull.*

by RIP_Freddy_Mercury July 02, 2005

EMF

Electro Magnetic Fields- the numbers that show if there is paranormal activity. For example, if the number indicates that an EMF reading is high (i.e, 8.9), it means there is a certain sure of paranormal activity

TAPS members Steve & Brian on the Sci-Fi channel most of the time get high EMF readings

by Nick12 November 23, 2006

EMF

Epic Mega Fail - Used when someone fails so much at something that you cannot just simply call them a failure but you must call them an "epic mega failure".

Person A: m8,, i jst got an kill
Person B: Making you 1-76.
Person C: LOL, wow. EMF.

by Strelic February 21, 2010

EMF

a pretty big gang in alot of areas!El Monte Flores!

stupid faggot wannabe"hey foo where you from!"

OG Gangster"hey puta, te voy a matar pinche culero!this is EMF panocha!"

by markhummie December 09, 2007