the shit that is on it's way RIGHT NOW and will come out in 13.2 seconds whether you are on/near the toilet or not; usually results in an assplosion
As soon as I got the bubbleguts, I knew it was gonna be an emergency shit and almost didn't make it.
by justtoobad February 23, 2009
Get the emergency shit mug.When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.
FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"
by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023
Get the emergency shit pinch mug.When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!
*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!
by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011
Get the Emergency Shituation mug.It's like an emergency shit, but it happens while your shopping. You'll usually have a cart full of items and the bathrooms are "conveniently" located on the other side of the registers so you have to leave your cart out in the open, hoping no employees take your cart and put your items back.
"I had to take an emergency shitstop at Menards. Parked my cart, "dropped the kids off at the pool", came back and my caRT WAS GONE!!!"
by Northern Hammer July 1, 2023
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