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Elsdon is a lovely boy, who is caring and there for you when you need him. He will use his words when he needs to, and will go through times like no other
Friend 1: Who's that?
Friend 2: His name's Elsdon
Friend 1: Wow
elsdon by handlebag b=man May 17, 2018
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Elidona is a gorgeous girl that everybody loves. She is a smart talker and has a smart mind. Everyone loves her as she is kind and cherishing. However she can be over protective be it family or friends. You would always have fun with her and she knows how to lighten up someone’s day.
Elidona is trustworthy.
elidona by Aisle😍 April 24, 2019

Eldonics 

A slang, or series of phrases, used by those from the generations of "Great Generation", "Silent Generation", and some "Baby Boomers" to describe a noun, verb, or situation that earlier generations tend to misunderstand.

Eldonics consist of phrases such as "It's raining cats and dogs!" and "your barn door is open".

Eldonics also consists of the suffix "Itty" preceding with words that rhyme with "It." Other incomplete slang words are "dem", "der", etc.

Eldonics also consist of misconstruing words such as "Indian" to be pronounced like "Engeeine" , en-jee-uhn.

The prefix derives from the word "Elder" and the suffix derives from the word "phonics".
EX 1.

Mom, Grandma told me "I've got too many Irons in my fire". Why is Grandma running a forge, she's 92 years old!

Oh! Grandma's just using using Eldonics, don't mind what she says.

EX 2.

"Lookie at dem der itty bitty titties!"
Eldonics by The Smitty's G August 10, 2009
A russian name for a female. Usually the name of an awesome Persuasive person who is easy to love . Violent , funny , pretty and small . Likes to party, and have fun .
Guy: What time is it?

Eldona: It's PARTY TIME
Eldona by HAYLEY SCHWARTZ IS A GEM November 11, 2009
The man who knows how to save the world, but can't get enough people to get his plans working. Oftentimes his plans are called crazy, and some people like Thai men named Soontorn say he is just like Donald Trump but on the other end of the spectrum. Elson knows all that is wrong with the world via Reddit and news, but knows that everyone else is too busy commenting on Reddit posts and gaming on Valorant to care. People like William and others feel the world is fine, and routinely win against Elson despite Elson having a valid point. If the world was ruled by him, we could have flying cars in only one country, but due to the shit leadership of the one percent we are stuck with guro pics flying into random people's DMs.
Ashley: Dude, so much things are wrong with the world.
Daisy: I know right? We could use an Elson right now tbh.
Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...
It is a very large oversized donkey with extremely short legs usually within the range of 6-8 inches with no knee bones (directly from sholder to hoof straight leg)

A mythical beast that sometimes comes in a variant form of flaming fast sometimes running faster than the speed of light. This would be the flaming fast ElDonko.
Unicorns are so out...I want an ElDonko.
ElDonko by Rolando X January 18, 2009