Elk Grove 

A relatively safe city but it sucks if you don't have a car since you will never live close enough to all of the hang out sites.

Also the fastest growing city in America.

Where people are shocked when someting violent happens.

My friend- What do you want to do?
Me- What do you mean it's Elk Grove there is nothing to do.

Elk Grove by CommandoSolo November 7, 2008

elk grove 

A small city near Sacramento. People from the bay area like to move here. Majority of people here are white, then mexican, then asian, then black..

Elk grove is gay fool.

elk grove by Christinaa October 2, 2005

elk grove 

Hell on Earth, a suburb of Sacramento, CA

Elk Grove blows, this is hell

elk grove by Ormanon September 24, 2005

Elk Grove 

The shit of a town in the northwest suburbs of chicago, home of the lab nazis

Elk Grove blows like the football team that bears it's name

Elk Grove by Pj Weber September 22, 2006

Elk Grove pretty 

A girl that is considered "pretty" by the low standards set by other girls residing in Elk Grove, CA, but would be a paper bagger anywhere else. They become increasingly attractive to guys with the consumption of alcohol. Typically a redneck, bro hoe, or just a slut in general.

-Aye, would you fuck her?
--Maybe if I was schmammered, she's so Elk Grove pretty it's like an optical illusion.

Elk Grove pretty by 95624 January 2, 2011

Elk Grove High School 

A high school in Elk Grove, California. It's full of hicks, and redneck jokes are taken completely offensively... because the jokes were made about them in the fist place.

Its "Future Farmers of America" program has over a thousand members. That' how much of a hick place it is. Unlike the rest of the local high schools, this school is dominated by white people. Not saying it's a bad thing, as there are 2 other great high schools dominated by whites, however, the people here are REDNECKS in every sense of the word.

It also known for having a great football team. All of the local farmers watch every game since there's nothing to do.

"Dude, did you hear about the football coach over at Elk Grove High School? I heard he got death threats from old farmers for winning only half of their games, and he quit. Yeah, the old coach before him had to take job back." (True story by the way)

Elk Grove High School by Whitey Mofo April 2, 2010

Elk Grove High School 

Elk Grove High School is part of Township High School District #214 and is a 4-year public high school. It's mascot is the grenadiers, and the school colors are forest green, new gold, and white.

Elk Grove High School is known for its cheerleading squads.

Elk Grove High School by Catlady21 March 19, 2010