Elisabeth furman is a very nice and funny girl when she wants to be; she never does though. Most of the time she can be found hanging around a karate studio yelling at kids, or at school, yelling at kids. When not yelling at defenseless kids, she spends her spare time beating up adults in light contact sparring, which as you can imaging, isn't as "light" as they say. Even though I don't know very well how she spends the other parts of her life, I'm pretty sure she's either a demon on 'roids or a cyborg hell-bent on killing all humans.
"Have you seen Beth today?"
"No"
"Good, she's scarier than usual"
"How, is that possible?"
"It's Elisabeth Furman, she gets scarier everyday."
"No"
"Good, she's scarier than usual"
"How, is that possible?"
"It's Elisabeth Furman, she gets scarier everyday."
by Vaulkner April 26, 2018