The "forest people" they are in literature, such as Lord of the Rings, and are a tall, elegant race that is immortal.
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by XfantomcatX April 18, 2003
Acronym for Earth Liberation Front. ELF is an eco-terrorist organization that has been classified as the number 1 domestic terrorist group by the FBI. They are environmentalists who destroy property to get their message across. In 2003, they were responsible for the attacks of several SUV dealerships in Los Angeles, CA. Their attacks resulted in over $1 million in damages and as of yet, the FBI has not been able to find the terrorists.
by RPerez December 28, 2005
V. To elf a girl is to reach third base with her, usually secretively, one approach is to hide underneath a blanket, another is to hide in a closet. past tense: elfed
by i<3cheese January 18, 2009
An uppity race of pointy-earred, tree hugging, green wearing, arrow spamming, cookie making faggots that makes an appearance in every medieval fantasy media ever made.
The Elven race, whose members remain within nomadic tribes (or clans), can usually be found in rich forests untouched by general civilization. Due to their naturally long life spans, Elves have centuries to perfect their craft, giving them the right to be 1-upping assholes.
Everything from architecture and cooking to some of the most petty tasks imaginable have been perfected by this race who pass their perfect everythings to their spawn where said abominations perfect it further or seek out their own path to perfection.
Their culture is rich and exclusive, so much so that the general mentality is: If you are not an elf or part of the clan, you are a lowly piece of shit and therefore, fuck you. We are also better than you in every way so if you are not going suffer through the extensive hazing we will provide (if we care to even do it), then you'de best fuck off or we'll kill you.
Aside from that, these assholes have pretty good music and bread.
The Elven race, whose members remain within nomadic tribes (or clans), can usually be found in rich forests untouched by general civilization. Due to their naturally long life spans, Elves have centuries to perfect their craft, giving them the right to be 1-upping assholes.
Everything from architecture and cooking to some of the most petty tasks imaginable have been perfected by this race who pass their perfect everythings to their spawn where said abominations perfect it further or seek out their own path to perfection.
Their culture is rich and exclusive, so much so that the general mentality is: If you are not an elf or part of the clan, you are a lowly piece of shit and therefore, fuck you. We are also better than you in every way so if you are not going suffer through the extensive hazing we will provide (if we care to even do it), then you'de best fuck off or we'll kill you.
Aside from that, these assholes have pretty good music and bread.
by TheTypoPoopcicle November 22, 2014
*+Entitled Little Fuckers+. Someone who will put others lives in danger because they feel their entitled to something. IE:CoranaVirus and Spring Break.
by Lostpuppy211 March 25, 2020
The elf said: "look! a marble headed walrus called James is flopping about singing along to Barney The Dinosaur!"
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.
by Carpman May 30, 2003
a person who plays computer games to the extend that they cannot distinguish between reality and the game and cannot function properly in the real world.
by clare_bear November 27, 2006