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elephant brain 

Grabbing the base of your nut sac with one hand and squeezing to trap the blood in your scrotum. This produces a nice purplish red hue and gives the effect of a throbbing organ. It is advisable to pet your creation with your other hand to portray that one is taking care of his junk. Also a fun party gag to share with the ladies.
"OH SNAP!!," he exclaimed as Dandoo whipped out his elephant brain without hesitation for all to admire and see!
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Elephant Brains

A technique used by creative exhibitions to show off their penis and testicles. The technique involves squeezing your balls and member through your legs, then bending over and revealing the product from behind. It gets it's name from the product forming a trunk and wrinkly brains. It's kind of like the mangina, but from behind.
Bob: "Hey Gary, come in here, I gotta show you something."

Gary: "What the hell do you want... Ahhh, not the Elephant Brains again, you sick bastard!"

Bob: "Don't act like you've never seen my shit before."

big-brained elephant 

someone whose real identity is an elephant and has big brain.
Coco Shabnam Maka is an big-brained elephant
Coco:ERURURURUEUHRUEHRUERHEURH

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026