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eiffel towel

A variation of the prison fifi (where a prison inmate rolls a towel very tight, inserts a rubber glove into the towel, lubes it, and then proceeds to have sex with the towel). This variation consists of two men "hitting" both ends of the towel (requiring two gloves) and high-fiving each other in the process, hence the eiffel towel.
Wow, I'm really lonely brosef, we should do something constructive and get our eiffel towel on...
eiffel towel by 03UTREX March 26, 2009
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Reinforced Eiffel Tower

An Eiffel Tower which contains a second female layer. The primary purpose of the Reinforced Eiffel Tower is to give both gentlemen access to the pink, the stink & the drink at the same time. Unlike a typical Eiffel Tower, no Lazy Susan is required when participants want to change orifi.
Sean insisted we grab a second slag to form a Reinforced Eiffel Tower. He said he'd feel better if we each had our own quim, ringpiece & cock holder at all times.

Ultimate Eiffel Tower 

Two Eiffel Towers being performed simultaneously. One girl lays across the other girl in an X, while the 4 guys tag team them and high five all at once, creating the 4 columns of the Eiffell tower.
Janet: Dave and Harold lets do an Eiffell tower?

Brenda: Brian and John lets do an Eiffell tower as well.

Brian, John, Harold, and Dave, simultaneously: How about Janet and Brenda lay on top of each other, while they do us, and blow us, and then we high five. Its the Ultimate Eiffel Tower!
Ultimate Eiffel Tower by Jmart25 October 27, 2010

American Eiffel Tower 

A sex position, typically for a foursome, in which two women face each other, both in doggy style position, while the males enter the females and simultaneously reach their arms forward to create a house-like structural outline.
"Damn, last night was killer! Jared and I invited Jackie and Allisa over for wine and cheese, and we got so drunk that we wound up makin' an American Eiffel Tower! Shit was lit!"

female Eiffel Tower 

A threesome with two girls and a guy, where one girl is siting on the guy's head, and the other girl is sitting on the guy's male parts . The girls are high-fiving over the guy to make the eiffel tower shape.
Anna and Wendy took me to a female Eiffel Tower last night! Dude, it was magical!
female Eiffel Tower by tigerish October 5, 2012

Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists 

It's a variation of the Eiffel Tower you still have the guy standing getting head and the guy doing the girl in the ass but then you have another guy underneath doing her in the vag the two guys up top slap hands and you have two additional guys getting hand jobs from the woman on the sides.
"So me and the boys Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists a bitch after two of her buds came in, whopped their cocks out and became tourists"

eiffel towering 

the act where you need two guys and one guy or girl. One performs anal on him/her and he/she gives the other guy head, and the two guys high five in the middle, creating an eiffel tower look alike-ish.
Boone: I got eiffel towered last night!
Chanel #5: Me too! By two hot twins!

Roger and Dodger: Eiffel towering is fun!
eiffel towering by Meghan Woo April 3, 2016
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