egyptian head massage

Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush.

Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"

by Your Dad367347543567 December 9, 2008

egyptian head massage

Screwing someone in the nose so hard that their brain is reduced to mush. The name derives from the fact when ancient Egyptians were mummifying a corpse, they would remove the brain by sticking a poker up the nose, scrambling the brain, and yanking it out through the nose.

Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then looked and Brutus and asked, "And you, Brutus?"

by Your Dad367347543567 December 10, 2008