Egg Beater: A person who is retarded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an Egg Beater. For example a retard, idiot, or all round fuck wit.
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When Cletus saw the film crew from "Cops" he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on TV.
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A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.
by mister creepy February 23, 2011
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by riseofshipley December 12, 2016
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"Carl bean dipped me 4 times when I my shirt was off!" -Silky Johnson
"Dude that's an egg beater, I'm so sorry" -Phyuk Yu
"Dude that's an egg beater, I'm so sorry" -Phyuk Yu
by Phyuk Yu October 25, 2010
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I'm nervous about facing the exclusion board. What if one of them bends me over and fucks me with an egg beater?
by Jeremy Kindler November 9, 2006
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