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Portuguese Egg Tart 

The act of using a Dyson vacuum to suck the creampie out of a recently insemenated woman. Then reversing the suction of the vacuum directly into said insemenated woman's face. Covering the woman with creampie thus making a runny Portuguese Egg Tart.
Finally got the chance to hook up with my foreign lady Rhubarb and give her a Portuguese Egg Tart. She'll be talking about that for days.

eggtarted 

When you get humped with an eggtart
guy 1: guy 2 u just eggtarted me bruh stop
guy 2: no way lmao also there's a 47 Inch AU7000 4K Samsung TV stuck in my ass