Egg Nog 

A drink popular in the United States and Canada and closely associated with Christmas made from beaten eggs, sugar, cream and any of a choice of spirits. The original drink, however, came from the county of Norfolk in England and was made from eggs and a particularly strong ale called nog, presumably because it went straight to your noggin.

“I tried some original egg nog made to the Norfolk recipe.”
“What was it like?”
“Disgusting, same as the other stuff.”

Egg Nog by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016

Egg Nog 

Mrs. Claus' breast milk

Come on Mrs. Claus, egg nog is very popular during the holiday season.

Egg Nog by JoyJoy27 November 24, 2011

egg nog 

An incredibly thick, fatty, sweet, creamy, interesting tasting fluid containing egg yolks traditionally consumed at Christmas. It is really good in my opinion. The initial reaction is the texture of thick snot, but the taste kind of evens it all out.

Egg nog kicks some buttermilk ass.

egg nog by bigboi3000 December 18, 2003

Egg Nog 

A drink in which is made by taking a sip out of a carton of milk, then quickly puking the milk back into the container. Thus creating EGG NOG. This an also be done by taking a sip of rum after the milk, then puking it into the carton.

Dude I think i'm gonna be sick.. I just drank some of the egg nog Mike made.

Egg Nog by J-QUAD December 15, 2007

egg nog 

Something a lot of people drink at christmas, but very few actually like it.

"Ok, dad, i got the three litres of egg nog again this year."
"Great, son, now put them in the landfill along with the the rest."

egg nog by TheBurninator December 11, 2003

Egg Nog 

A sticky, warm, gummy, usually pungent, (sometimes clumped) substance that excretes itself from the cob in the form of a wad but is manufactured and shipped from the factory dangling between a male's legs; also known as: the testes.

She suckled me until my eggs nogged.

The hand in which she cupped my scrotum was enough to boil my eggs and launch the egg nog all over.

Egg Nog by Dr. Knob January 1, 2009

egg nog 

A ferret like creature that lives amoungst you in your home. Normally drinks pints of the dark stuff (nig nog) and annoys you by never sleeping and doubling up as Rosemarie's baby

Hey Egg Nog - keep your evil anits to yourself you Nig Nog loving coon!

egg nog by olivia November 17, 2003