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egg-noggin' 

When a woman wakes up on Christmas morning to find her period wrapped underneath the bush.
I wore white silk pajamas to bed on Christmas Eve and woke up the next morning egg-noggin'.
egg-noggin' by nikkipal December 27, 2013

egg nogging 

Adding semen to an alcholic beverage and then drinking the beverage. The semen creates an egg yolk like texture within the beverage.
“Man, i love egg nogging!”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when Karen takes my load, puts it in a whisky and slams it down. That is hawt af.”
egg nogging by El Muy Cremoso January 24, 2018

Eggnoggin 

When a guy sticks his penis in eggnog and a girl gives him a blowjob.
Guy: "Did you buy the eggnog?"
Girl: "Yeah, Why?"
Guy: "Wanna give me an eggnoggin?"
Eggnoggin by sexyandiknowitfd November 30, 2011

Eggnogling 

To ogle or Eye fuck a stranger during the Christmas season.
I can't stop eggnogling that chick over there in the Christmas sweater.
Eggnogling by Heavysemi November 4, 2013
Word of the Day on December 24, 2013

Eggnogging 

The action of a gentleman pulling out before climax and shooting on their partners face, then sprinkle their covered face with nutmeg.
"I still can't see from last night's Eggnogging."
Eggnogging by Togacub August 28, 2019

eggnoggin 

Da headachy fuzzy-brained feeling dat you wake up with after an evening of gluttonously guzzling "thickened flavored milk" Christmas-cordial. Said painful woozy hangover can occur even if said super-rich liquid-libation isn't of the "spiked" variety, since each sip packs so many calories and carbs.
I really "went to town" scooping up bargains at WalMart's post-Christmas groceries-sale, and now I gots a major case of eggnoggin!!
eggnoggin by QuacksO January 7, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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