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The one that you wanna get an egg, give an egg, give him/her egg, egg.
Be my egg daddy
egg daddy by Oofmom May 22, 2018
when a guy shoves his fist up into a girl and moves his hand around making her moan
damn i became her egg daddy!
egg daddy by fhduxrujytgfvi August 27, 2019
when u fist a milf
egg daddy by fhduxrujytgfvi August 27, 2019

egg me daddy 

When someone wishes to have sperm ejaculated onto them.
Dude, Carol just texted me "egg me daddy".
egg me daddy by Randomnuss November 15, 2016

EGG ME DADDY 0w0

when someone wishes to be gifted an egg.
CARL-EGG ME DADDY 0W0
jACK-WTF ARE YOU OK?
CARL-NO, I NEED A FUCKING EGG NOW
EGG ME DADDY 0w0 by imnotgayatall December 7, 2018

eggdaddy999 

An obvious lgbt person 😈
Mew is a fellow neopronoun user.

(If you're curious their pronouns are they/xe/ghost/mew/💉)
Their pronouns are so cool-
"Look at eggdaddy999's account."
"Yeah ghost's cool. Look at all 💉 quality content uwu."
eggdaddy999 by HappyChilde😈 August 30, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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