egg and cress

means litterally amazing - pant droppingly, jizz spaffing wonderful!

Originated long ago in the "Manor" by Pree Pre.

I flopped a boat and he hit a flush after the turn - thats egg and cress baby!

by Myphatarz April 9, 2005

Egg and Cress

A haircut defined by a close crop on the sides with hair kept longer on the top, resembling someone growing cress in an egg. AKA a high and tight.

Oh hey, Scott, I see you’ve had an egg and cress.

Fuck you. Go and play on your gameboy.

by Sp456 February 13, 2019