egecem

egecem is the friend that everyone needs the most, he is unique, cool as fuck and loved by everyone. there is always an egecem in your life, and if not you absolutely need one. you don't fuck with him, you can't resist him, you don't want to be his enemy. he is THE one.

You should buckle up before you meet him because his coolness can knock you out in the matter of seconds. also it would be beneficial for you if you check your surroundings before talking shit about him 'cause he has ears everywhere and he can turn you into a carcass without hesitation.

Guy: "Who was that guy with you yesterday evening?"
Girl: "he was egecem, he is the coolest guy you could ever meet!"

by shrimpgod711 November 21, 2021

Edgecember

If you complete the No Nut November pledge you can attain the next level in self-control by spending the month of december Edging. You can have sex, even with yourself but you CAN'T cum. It is also customary to eat strawberrys and do kiegel excersises everyday.

"Hey bro... is weird that the new year's eve count down gives me a chubby?"
"Nah dude! That's Edgecember cumming to an end. Just mean your a real man now."

by Havablast November 10, 2019