eftpos

Extremely Fat Talkative Piece Of Shit

military term

hey look at that eftpos

by Bhodi-Li June 26, 2004

Eftpos

when someone has rather big boobies and you can swipe your eftpos card through the crevasse. if you have big enough boobs then the transaction will obviously go through. if you have small boobs then you have a paywave. you can’t swipe it so you have to tap it.

“do you have eftpos?”
“nah mine just works with paywave.”

by dirtyzoe June 16, 2022

eftposible

Derived from "Eftpos" ("Electronic Funds Transfer at Point of Sale"), the term refers to the possible success of an electronic money transaction, pending sufficient funds.

1: "How would you like to pay for these jeans sir?"
2: "Ill put it on my card if eftposible"
1: "Nope sorry, insufficient funds"
2: "Darn it!"

by jon letters February 9, 2006