Eftpos

when someone has rather big boobies and you can swipe your eftpos card through the crevasse. if you have big enough boobs then the transaction will obviously go through. if you have small boobs then you have a paywave. you can’t swipe it so you have to tap it.

“do you have eftpos?”
“nah mine just works with paywave.”

Eftpos by dirtyzoe June 16, 2022

eftpos

Extremely Fat Talkative Piece Of Shit

military term

hey look at that eftpos

eftpos by Bhodi-Li June 26, 2004

eftposible 

Derived from "Eftpos" ("Electronic Funds Transfer at Point of Sale"), the term refers to the possible success of an electronic money transaction, pending sufficient funds.

1: "How would you like to pay for these jeans sir?"
2: "Ill put it on my card if eftposible"
1: "Nope sorry, insufficient funds"
2: "Darn it!"

eftposible by jon letters February 9, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022