1. "Sip mo-eezy as we sit on my couch." - Jeremih, Birthday Sex.
2. Liquor store worker: "Sup ladies, what do y'all feel like drinking tonight?"
Lady1: "How much is a bottle of Mo-eezy?"
Liquor store worker: "For you, $34.99"
Lady1: "Aight, we'll take it."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.