Something beyond perfection. Coined by Twilighters to denote something inhumanly beautiful, based on the popular character in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight.
adj. 1) Pertaining to the ethos of the much-esteemed highly sophisticated reign of Edward VII during which laudable standards of both morality and common human dignity were set.
2) Pertaining to the ethos of undignified corruption of the human spirit becoming all too common.
To chew through the vampirically hardenedplacenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.
While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forthover there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.
Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.
When a person observes or otherwise hangs around another person IRL (whether it be friend, stranger, or object of misplaced infatuation) without the latter's knowledge. Compare stalking. Phrase originates from the nature shown by Edward Cullen of Twilight, whose obsessive behaviour has been mistaken by millions of young girls as twu lub.
Variants include the past tense 'Edwarded', and 'an Edward' to describe the individual him (or her) self.