"Hey bro, have you heard that one song by Mom jeans?"
"Whats it called bro?"
"Edward 40 hands."
"no bro; ill listen to it now."
"Whats it called bro?"
"Edward 40 hands."
"no bro; ill listen to it now."
by Anniebabie April 11, 2021
An urban legend stated: Woman named her analog clock, Edward. It was one of a kind and grew an extra hand every hour. The lady sat there, watching in amazement at how cool it was. She couldn't take her eyes off it. She was in pure shock, totally captivated by its charm and wonder. Then, all of a sudden, on the 38th hour, when the 40th hand appeared, the woman slowly suffocated & died a gruesome long death.
Nowadays known as "Edward-40-hands" or the longer version "Edward instantaneous 40 hands", if you stare at Edward for more than 3 seconds, you'll die an even worse fate than she did. SO BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!
Nowadays known as "Edward-40-hands" or the longer version "Edward instantaneous 40 hands", if you stare at Edward for more than 3 seconds, you'll die an even worse fate than she did. SO BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!
When you see Edward 40 hands, just start praying it didn't past 3 seconds, or else *says death without saying death*
Wait, you seriously haven't heard of Edward 40 hands??? smh Oh we gon' be here for a while.
Wait, you seriously haven't heard of Edward 40 hands??? smh Oh we gon' be here for a while.
by HE :) WHO WRITES April 18, 2021
National Edward 40 hands day is on April 26th
by 69crusisex April 27, 2021
by Yousuckloser June 05, 2021
by Edward40Hands July 06, 2025
Edward 40 Loco hands is when you tape a 40 on one hand and a 4 loco on the other and have to drink it in under 15 minutes or you get punched in the face!
by firefighting dictonary June 15, 2021