eat bagels 

Eating out someone's ass.

Yeah, I like to eat bagels sometimes.

eat bagels by bageleater69 October 13, 2016

Eat bagel 

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.

"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0

Eat bagel by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021

Go eat a bagel 

A way of telling people to fuck off

first guy: "your mother is a smelly prostitute"
second guy: "go eat a bagel"

Go eat a bagel by David dDd Davidson March 21, 2010