Eat a brick 

equivalent to saying what your saying is nonsense. gonna get real meta when people start carrying around bricks and shoving them up your loud mouth.

oh, please eat a brick, ill even put ketchup on it!

Eat a brick by Snowtree October 9, 2020

eat a brick 

An insult in the same light as "shove it up your a ass" and "fuck off". It means for one to leave you alone and do something else.

Person 1: I hate you! Your such a jerk!
Person 2: oh go eat a brick you count!

eat a brick by Odd black January 29, 2018

Eat A Brick 

An inconspicuous way of telling you to kill yourself.

Go Eat a brick

Eat A Brick by coolpotatoe724 March 19, 2025

Go Eat A Brick

A phrase to be used when someone is annoying you, pissing you off, aggravating you etc. Meaning Go do something other than talk to me. also + meaning buzz off: f**k off: go away: kick rocks: and the occasional "go eat a d*ck"

Aggressor: Why you always this that and the third?

Aggravated: GO EAT A BRICK!

Go Eat A Brick by The real John Cash July 4, 2008