Eastport 

A small town located near the Hamptons on the South Shore of Long Island. Use to be known as the Duck Capitol of the United States until Duck farming became a weak source of income. Eastport, place where people grow up and live there for the remainder of their life. However, a recent influx of huge luxury homes continue to make the taxes rise and the feeling that everybody knows your name there disappear. Eastport, a place where the best party goes on at the dock (Bubby's). Eastport, next to Manorville and the Hamptons.

1) Eastport's main street has beautiful antique shops.
2) Nothing ever goes on in Eastport.
3) There's nothing to do in Eastport.

Eastport by A Local. April 20, 2005

Eastport 

the most boring town EVER. don't go there for fun. Historic Value = NONE.

Eastport is so boring tumbleweeds roll the streets.

Eastport by DABOMB DIGGITY August 10, 2008

eastport south manor 

AKA the pharmacy; Filled with a bunch of drug dealers, racist white kids, rich snobs, and just a few normal people. You can’t open a door without getting in trouble and you get detention for forgetting your id. The security guards all have sticks up their asses and water comes out of the ceiling. Don’t forget about the birds who visit. They care more about money and success than students safety so they make everyone come in when the roads are icy enough to kill someone.

Principal: Yeah so it’s a blizzard outside but you guys have to come in and take an Algebra 2 test anyway!
Kids: *Crash car*
Principal: Detention for being late

Kids: We love eastport south manor!

eastport south manor by abcdefuuuuu March 7, 2022

eastport maine 

A place where there is nothing to do unless tourist season comes around. A place where everyone does drugs an drink. It is also a place where there are wanna be hicks an people who smell like stink cheese. Eastport is known for parties an known for the parties being busted by the police. It is full of people who don't say R's or don't finish sentences an use complete gibberish.

Eastport Maine: where stupid people go to procrastinate an get drunk

eastport maine by Eastport maine June 26, 2017

eastport south manor 

eastport south manor is probably one of the whitest schools on li. even though there's literal token black and hispanic kids, there is still a diverse population. rich white kids (eastport), poor white kids (mastic), gay white kids, tall white kids, short white kids. recently, the school was on news 12 twice for a policeman leaving his gun in a bathroom stall and a vice principal watching porn in a classroom. the admins are more worried about looks and damage control than actually helping the students and teachers, there is NO communication between the students and admin at the very least. the jshs looks poor, since the lunch food is ass and there's been water leaking out from the ceilings since forever. the principal knows that there are bad teachers, and still does jack shit about them. there was a bullshit rule added, which forces you to have your ID to get to lunch. I've gotten in there without needing to scan, and on those days a bunch of other people didn't need to scan, and nothing was different. the security guards are assholes, one has a fucking gun on her but clearly that shouldn't be allowed because of that police officer but whatever. one time a teacher got so mad about us not shutting up so he told us about the time whe. he watched his friend got murdered. that should paint a picture about some of the teachers who are allowed to work here. don't get me wrong, there are some genuinely really good teachers but still.

kid: this teacher at eastport south manor teaches a science class yet teaches in a very horrible manner for students who are not nerds. can you do something about him?
principal: fuck you he needs a job, no.
kid: you're allowing a teacher that gives average kids shit grades to work here because... how else is he gonna get money?
principal: yes

eastport south manor by iaminseverepain69 December 17, 2023

eastport south manor 

probably one of the whitest schools on li. even though there's literal token black and hispanic kids, there is still a diverse population. rich white kids (eastport), poor white kids (mastic), gay white kids, tall white kids, short white kids. recently, the school was on news 12 twice for a policeman leaving his gun in a bathroom stall and a vice principal watching porn in a classroom. the admins are more worried about looks and damage control than actually helping the students and teachers, there is NO communication between the students and admin at the very least. the jshs looks poor, since the lunch food is ass and there's been water leaking out from the ceilings since forever. the principal knows that there are bad teachers, and still does jack shit about them. there was a bullshit rule added, which forces you to have your ID to get to lunch. I've gotten in there without needing to scan, and on those days a bunch of other people didn't need to scan, and nothing was different. the security guards are assholes, one has a fucking gun on her but clearly that shouldn't be allowed because of that police officer but whatever. one time a teacher got so mad about us not shutting up so he told us about the time whe. he watched his friend got murdered. that should paint a picture about some of the teachers who are allowed to work here. don't get me wrong, there are some genuinely really good teachers but still.

kid: this teacher at eastport south manor teaches a science class yet teaches in a very horrible manner for students who are not nerds. can you do something about him?
principal: fuck you he needs a job, no.
kid: you're allowing a teacher that gives average kids shit grades to work here because... how else is he gonna get money?
principal: yes

eastport south manor by iaminseverepain69 December 17, 2023

EASports 

Horrible people

Did you hear about the new EASPORTS game?
EASPORTS kept spamming, ha should kill himself.

EASports by anonymous April 15, 2022