by d5 and d3 April 12, 2000
Teacher: "Will you be needing a hall pass?"
Student: "Yes, considering the fact that my locker is over in East Jesus."
Student: "Yes, considering the fact that my locker is over in East Jesus."
by Kyyylaaaa November 4, 2007
by Light Joker November 5, 2004
An amazing Green Day song off their 2009 album 21st Century Breakdown. This song is about fundamentalist religion. Lead vocalist for Green Day, Billie Joe Armstrong, wrote this song after attending a baptism for a friend's baby. Green Day performed this song on the season 34 finale of Saturday Night Live. Will Ferrell, who hosted, accompanied them on cow bell. This did not air, but can be found on Youtube.
A fire burns today
Of blasphemy and Genocide
The sirens of decay
Will infiltrate the faith fanatics
Some of the lyrics to East Jesus Nowhere
Of blasphemy and Genocide
The sirens of decay
Will infiltrate the faith fanatics
Some of the lyrics to East Jesus Nowhere
by Ninja-Unicorn June 28, 2011
After driving for an hour, we got lost and ended up in East Jesus Nowhere. It took us three hours to get home
by holly hox, forget me nots April 14, 2009
by Dyno Dave January 16, 2003