east calder

an amazing little village, where the cool kids come from!

look at him he's so cool, he must be from east calder!

by topman103 September 29, 2009

East calder Milkshake

When a divorced woman from east calder rides her ex husbands chode dick until he squirts every last drop of cum in his body into her uterus. she then gets pregnant and makes him pay for child support so she can use the money to buy primark stitch pjamas and scratch cards

sean lammond is such an east calder milkshake, he rode cara last night

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 30, 2025

east calder

an absolute shithole. do not recommend

“look at this shithole thats east calder for ye”

by seanlamondtiger April 30, 2025