Earthquaking

So there's this BYU thing called "soaking" where a man puts his penis in a woman but instead of thrusting, he just holds still. Pretty boring right? But if he were to move he'd be having sex and thereby breaking the law of chastity.

If only there was some way for him to have a more satisfying experience.

Well now there is! It's called EARTHQUAKING !
All he needs to do is soak on a top bunk and have a friend kick from the bottom bunk.

Satisfaction guaranteed and 100% guilt free.

Kevin was getting tired of just soaking with his girlfriend so he asked his buddy to help him with earthquaking. It's probably against the word of wisdom but who cares.

by TeaAndCum July 6, 2021

Earth Shaking

When someone is so busy doing something that is not important versus doing something that is important

What is so earth shaking that you can’t call me right now?

by Beaverdammit August 4, 2023

Earthquaking a man to death

when you have no honor in Shellshock Live

Earthquaking a man to death is extremely rude and everyone else will leave the game.

by WeePiggies_oink January 27, 2021

Earthquaking

Verb

When one is partaking in a mosh pit type scenario all to themselves after taking a hit of drugs they couldn't handle.

Man that Fetty got him earthquaking it.

by Styls January 8, 2023

earthquakingly funny

when something is so funny you start shaking due laughter

that joke was earthquakingly funny
or
im literally earthquaking that joke was so funny

by camelchameau July 1, 2023