So there's this BYU thing called "soaking" where a man puts his penis in a woman but instead of thrusting, he just holds still. Pretty boring right? But if he were to move he'd be having sex and thereby breaking the law of chastity.
If only there was some way for him to have a more satisfying experience.
Well now there is! It's called EARTHQUAKING !
All he needs to do is soak on a top bunk and have a friend kick from the bottom bunk.
Satisfaction guaranteed and 100% guilt free.
If only there was some way for him to have a more satisfying experience.
Well now there is! It's called EARTHQUAKING !
All he needs to do is soak on a top bunk and have a friend kick from the bottom bunk.
Satisfaction guaranteed and 100% guilt free.
Kevin was getting tired of just soaking with his girlfriend so he asked his buddy to help him with earthquaking. It's probably against the word of wisdom but who cares.
by TeaAndCum July 06, 2021
1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.
2: natural selection for Californians.
by seismixxx May 08, 2003
A totally perfect dance involving keeping your feet on the ground, moving your head all around, putting your hands in the air, and moving with the sound!
Just keep your feet on the ground
And move your head all around
You put your hands in the air
And move with the sound
DO THE EARTHQUAKE CHDBAIJH CCSAOJH ALH AIJH CCJLH no bc. @ hrchkgbasNbkhsbvfd Akihito akhhvfcduig
And move your head all around
You put your hands in the air
And move with the sound
DO THE EARTHQUAKE CHDBAIJH CCSAOJH ALH AIJH CCJLH no bc. @ hrchkgbasNbkhsbvfd Akihito akhhvfcduig
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