Earthquaking 

So there's this BYU thing called "soaking" where a man puts his penis in a woman but instead of thrusting, he just holds still. Pretty boring right? But if he were to move he'd be having sex and thereby breaking the law of chastity.

If only there was some way for him to have a more satisfying experience.

Well now there is! It's called EARTHQUAKING !
All he needs to do is soak on a top bunk and have a friend kick from the bottom bunk.

Satisfaction guaranteed and 100% guilt free.

Kevin was getting tired of just soaking with his girlfriend so he asked his buddy to help him with earthquaking. It's probably against the word of wisdom but who cares.

Earthquaking by TeaAndCum July 6, 2021

Earthquaking 

Verb

When one is partaking in a mosh pit type scenario all to themselves after taking a hit of drugs they couldn't handle.

Man that Fetty got him earthquaking it.

Earthquaking by Styls January 8, 2023

Earthquaking a man to death

when you have no honor in Shellshock Live

Earthquaking a man to death is extremely rude and everyone else will leave the game.

Earthquaking a man to death by WeePiggies_oink January 27, 2021

Earth Quaking

A variation of “soaking”. An unmarried Mormon couple go to the top bunk on a set of bunk beds. The Mormon guy puts his penis in the Mormon girl, but holds still because if he thrusted that would be having sex, which is a sin. A third person then gets on the bottom bunk and kicks the top bunk so the couple can experience movement, but they will be in the clear because it’s not them doing the movement.

Peter and Molly tried soaking but found it rather boring, so they asked their friend Jack to help them with Earth Quaking.

Earth Quaking by TeaAndCum July 3, 2021

earthquakingly funny 

when something is so funny you start shaking due laughter

that joke was earthquakingly funny
or
im literally earthquaking that joke was so funny

earthquakingly funny by camelchameau July 1, 2023

earthquakenado blizzard

The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.

My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.

earthquakenado blizzard by borse14 July 15, 2017