ear beating 

When a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane shit that is coming out of their mouth.

Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."

Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.

ear beating by miguel666 January 2, 2014

earbating 

1.noun An act of masturbating with ear. Usually an act of listening to trance/progressive/techno music in which the ear is masturbating by itself when the music segues into the dramatic climax of the song resulting in eargasm.

2.verb To masturbate in the form of eargasmic act.

1. The tune mixed by Markus Schulz is worth earbating.

2. My friends all had earbated after attending a trance gig in London.

earbating by arambai August 3, 2010