eaded

it either means rolling around in a object outdoors, or a feeling of betrayal depending on context.

person 1: "i eaded all the grass!!"
person 2: "now you have grass stains on your jeans.."
OR
person 2: "i kinda feel eaded.."
person 1: "hopefully you feel better soon"

by siscoo September 30, 2022

Bony-eared ass fish

The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.

The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.

The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.

GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 31, 2023

game ended

Killing someone

"I just game ended my stupid ex-wife."

by ThatOneGuyWhoExplainsComplicat September 26, 2018

One Eared Elephant

The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.

Have you ever seen a one eared elephant? Do you want to?

by jawbutt_teh_nutt February 12, 2008

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

How It Should Have Ended (HISHE)

How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a satirical website that was created in 2005 by Daniel Baxter and Tommy Watson that parodies major films, TV shows and video games from popular culture.

HISHE provides its own version of "how it should have ended", as opposed to what actually did, by showcasing satirical cartoons which have alternative endings that are usually more logical, realistic and often quite funny.

The team responsible for these satirical animations are:

Series Directed by
Daniel Baxter

Series Writing credits
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Tommy Watson
Matt Dannevik

Series Produced by
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Steve Sargent

Series Film Editing by
Daniel Baxter

Series Art Department
Daniel Baxter
Otis Frampton

Series Animation Department
Daniel Baxter
Brian Andersen
Eric Mehner

Series Music Department
Bryan English

Series Thanks
Tina Alexander

The following How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a parody of a key scene from The Avengers where Loki has the chance to escape (from Thor and Iron Man), but doesn't:

Thor: (to Captain America) You want me to put the hammer down? 
(Captain America ducks and holds up his shield as Thor leaps at Cap. The impact of the hammer on the vibranium shield creates a massive shockwave)
Captain America: Are we done here?
Loki: Hello!
Iron Man: You're still here?
Loki: Yes!
Thor: Why didn't you run away while we settled our differences?
Loki: (laughs) I'll never tell.
Captain America: OK, we're not taking him back to base, he is definitely up to something.

by The Centurion November 28, 2012

Cloth eared bint

Deaf stupid female.

my god are you listening you cloth eared bint?

by Saz178 June 24, 2008