eBaybysitting 

Tied to your computer because you have an item for sale on eBay. Usually involves endless obvious questions from tools that won't read your item descriptions.

friend: let's go get some drinks after work.
you: I can't. I'm eBaybysitting.
OR
buyer: how much to ship to Russia?
seller: my listing says will not ship to Russia. Why must I eBaybysit you people?

eBaybysitting by g-tool February 2, 2009