dystarded

A combination of the spelling and traits of dyslexic and retarded.

Damn, that girl is a whole other kind of stupid. She's dystarded.

by Roamingnome October 19, 2007

Dotarded

Adjective used to describe a brash and ill-conceived action with potentially disastrous consequences committed by an individual in a position of great authority, but who is of questionable cognitive faculties.

Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.

Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".

Michael: "I'm not convinced that Donald Trump's foreign policy strategy of out-crazying the world's most brutal and unstable dictators isn't going to work"
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."

by Gruffalo Soldier September 23, 2017

Dubtarded

The act of being obsesed with only dub/dubstep and convinced that all other music is simply "not woblley enough".

Irene wont go to the club with me because they dont play Dubstep." "I know its all she listens to now i think shes Dubtarded

by Snake Plisken Sparkles May 17, 2011

Detarded

The act of being so stupid/retarded that it makes one who is retarded a genious.

Jim: "That guy eating dried concrete is detarded."
Joe: "True that."

by Michael Atchison April 27, 2006

Detarded

Detarded is a word that means retarded but is okay to say in public.

You are so fucking detarded

by Pch20 May 21, 2018

dartarded

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.

I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard

by Braeden92 June 14, 2007

Doctarded

Anyone who is clueless about understanding a doctor's diagnosis and/or hospital/health care terminology.

Being the doctarded person I am, I had no idea what a hysterectomy was until yesterday ...nor did I know how to spel it.

by Chad Wieland February 6, 2009