Dutch Sailor

When you fart and semen comes out of your ass.

Mike did a Dutch Sailor and the scent of semen permeated the room.

by michaellovesalisha February 6, 2008

dutch sailor

When someone violently jerks your arm while you are holding your codjer

Damn liam that was one mcnamara dutch sailor you gave me

by bigbangtheory007 June 25, 2010

dutch sailor

when another person jerks your arm while you hold your cock.

damn liam that was one good dutch sailor, my arm is wrecked.

by big dick bastard brandon1 June 25, 2010

Dutch Sailor Method

Method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. The square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. The square is then placed around the person's finger, like a ring. Next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their anus, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. Finally, the small scrap of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person's finger nail.

Joel: "My New Year's Resolution is to go green this year. I'll start by only using the Dutch Sailor Method."

Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"

Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."

by Caderade24 February 13, 2011