Dutch Runner
Masturbation in such a manner as the masturbatee holds his own member while someone else (the mastubator) works the arm.
Dutch Runner by heyoot March 31, 2009
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dutch runner
you put your hand on your dick. while you have another friend work your arm for you.. It's completely not gay.. its you getting wanked by a friend.
Jeff_Damaori: Danny, will you give you give me a dutch runner?
Danny: Of course.. Want to do a double dutch?
Danny: Of course.. Want to do a double dutch?
dutch runner by LocaL_tiger January 1, 2009
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dutch-runner
occurs while a male is holding is penis and another person, either male or female, moves his fore-arm in an up and down motion as to cause "second hand masturbation", however if a male is giving another male a dutch runner neither male is gay unless they are engaging in a double-dutch-runner
dutch-runner by rjg5102 December 21, 2008
double-dutch-runner
similar to the dutch-runner but instead this involves two males each giving each other a dutch-runner, this does make those engaging in the double-dutch-runner gay since they are both doing it to each other.
Sally walked in on Hank and Norm doing a double-dutch-runner, thus finding out her husband was gay and shot herself.
double-dutch-runner by rjg5102 December 21, 2008
Reverse Dutch Runner
Reverse Dutch Runner by ColoialSun0653 October 28, 2019
Dutch Road Runner
A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser
Dutch Road Runner by ThatOneSillyKid September 2, 2010
dutch rudner
when you take a flight to dutchland then take a train to warsaw and dig up a mass jew grave to then fuck the dry bones yelling nener nener jew boo i fuck this jew or 2.
dutch rudner by NotSeCretOrgans April 16, 2019
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