dutch basket

Pulling one's labia over someone's head so it reaches the ears. Done as punishment, not intended for pleasure by either party.
"JD, if you don't get your butt back in here this instant I'm gonna give you a dutch basket to remind you where you come from!"
by AnnieBark August 31, 2006
Get the dutch basket mug.

Dutch Gift Basket

The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.
by headstrong May 18, 2013
Get the Dutch Gift Basket mug.