dust queef

A gaseous vaginal discharge from a source that has not maintained itself for the last 15 years, to the point where it has gathered dust.
Andy went down on Raven and she blasted him in the face with a dust queef
by dec0de December 19, 2006
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queef dusting

See queef and crop dusting. ..

When a waitress walks by your table and you realize, that noise wasn't the fajitas.
That stewardess keeps queef dusting us.
by ianstranger March 05, 2015
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Queef dust balls

When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.

Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.
The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.
by Auddy && Kels July 01, 2011
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