dust buffalo 

Inordinately huge clump of dust. Usually found on the great plains or under the furniture

that huge clump of crap under the sofa is a real dust buffalo

dust buffalo by RayVon August 28, 2013

"Dust Buffalo" 

Of the same species as a Dust Bunny. This species is indigenous to the great plains of the College Dorm as well as the Under-The-Fridge caves of the Kitchen Area and Under-The-Bed chasms of the Bedroom district. The biggest enemy to the Dust Buffallo is a Broom although it also fears the mighty Vacuum. It's enemies are not native to College Dorm however they can be found in the Kitchen and Bedroom occasionally. Reduction of the Dust Bunny population also affects the Dust Buffalo population.

I was on safari in College Dorm today and I spotted a herd of "Dust Buffalo".

"Dust Buffalo" by squidy_squid November 25, 2006