dusch bag

1)A dumbass person with no brains
2)A tool used to clean up after the female uses a dusch.

Dude steven is a dusch bag

by Slob on ma knob June 24, 2003

dutch bag slapper

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

by bag slapper April 2, 2023

dousch bag

1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day

2. A complete fag

3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded

1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."

2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."

3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"

by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

dousch bag

a bag for vaginal discharge after a heavy night

hey cindy can u pass my dousch bag hunny

by fozzy wozzy October 6, 2006

duesch bag

1) the vile smelly mixture of water, yeast, cum, and whatever else that has been inserted in or living in the vagina that comes out after squirting water in a dirty, usually old, vagina or "duesching." The water is inserted from a bag and subsequently collected in the baag.

2) A guy who thinks he is cool but in reality is the equivalent of a bag of duesch.

3) George Bush

Johnny is such a duesch bag.

by irishprick October 24, 2005

dush bag

When morons who can't spell try to say douche bag, they say dush bag. Although, ironically, these people could, properly, be called dush bags. The term dush bag is most commonly used in eastern Connecticut, by intermediate school children who were raised poorly by illiterate parents. Often said by little hyper brats with lisps.

Moron: Like, omagod, you are SUCH a dush bag.

Man: What the hell is a dush bag? Do you mean douche bag? You're such a dush bag.

by RayBan February 16, 2004

Duch Bag

a complete NOOB, not dueche in any way. Duch, as in "Dutch". Totally idiot and/or asshole. the fag of the group. this person would be Fez in "that 70's show" cast

wow derek, Aaron just got caught holding that guys hand. What a Duch bag, bro.

by Alec H February 1, 2009